- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

It smells like triangles in here.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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