Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What is a question?

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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