Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

alston wang

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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