- Anti Joke

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What is the best part about football The scoring

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

anne hatthaway

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Homework.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass