Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Homework.

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anne hatthaway

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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