Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What is a question?

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Knock Knock Come in

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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