What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What is a question?

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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