- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

potatoes

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Potato.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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