Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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The 13th Amendment...

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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42

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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