Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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The 19th Amendment

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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connor sucks

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whats long and black? a baton

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