Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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I can Nazi

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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¿melano?

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Don't think of granny porn

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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