- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

It's your mother, open the door.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Yes. Just Yes.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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