What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

A jew went to Germany.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

zebras

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

We didnt star the fire ...........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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