How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Hi.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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knock knock

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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