- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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