- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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what is stupid and reading this you

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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