- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

joe diragi makes paul look straight

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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