- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Take my wife- to the store.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Come In.......

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

whats brown and smells like shit shit

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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