- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Black Veil Brides.

Women's football

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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