- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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