How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Wats a joke?

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Women's Rights

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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