A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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