- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

No it isn't.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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