- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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