Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Chuck Norris died.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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