- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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