- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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