why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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want to go home? yea

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Chuck Norris.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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