Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What time is it? 10:58

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

poop

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Hey, Max!!

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

co jo kurwa tocza?

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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