Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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I can't think of a joke!

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