A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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