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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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