why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What time is it? 10:58

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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