- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

My butt!!!!

math test 2=2

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

knock knock go away ok

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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