- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Johnson stops eating

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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