Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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gay rights

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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