What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Your doorbell is broken.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Working hard or hardly working????

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

I hate black people. Because their black.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

What's up? A direction...

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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