How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Your mom

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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¿melano?

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Google Doodles

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Potato

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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