Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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69, hahaha

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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A jew went to Germany.

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canaan and mallory

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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NASCAR

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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imadewords

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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