knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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nice shorts.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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