What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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