What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

YOLO.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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