- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My butt!!!!

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

math test 2=2

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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