You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

What sucks?

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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