whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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