- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pale and white your ass.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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