- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Kah-________-

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Obama-Care

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Barack Obama

Knock Knock Come in

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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