- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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