Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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weiner? balls

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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whos gay? you are

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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