Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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T-Dog scare me

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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