A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Your mom goes to college

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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the your face joke

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Wolf Pussy

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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